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Yo mama is so fat, she couldn’t fit through Rick’s portal (Speaking of which, S7 of R&M premieres tonight).

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1. Why should Sir Issac Newton be in Star Wars?

Because he knows about the force!

2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid becoming a side.

3. How do you make an eggroll?

You just push it

4. A man walks into the courthouse to have his name changed…

…finds the appropriate office and begins the process. The clerks asks: “What is your current name?” The man says with some hesitancy, “Donald Shithouse.” The clerk, taken a bit back and feeling sympathy for the man, replies “oh, my goodness, I can certainly understand why you would want your name changed. And what name would you like instead?” The man replies, “John Shithouse.”

5. My friend is really afraid of being associated with the Spanish progressive movement

I said, “what are you izquierda?”

6. The doctor asked if I drink in the mornings

No. I don’t get up until noon.

7. Doctor: We had to remove your colon.

Me why?

8. What do you call someone who’s bad at reading minds?

Telepathetic…

9. Yo mama so stupid, she brought fish to feed to the Pittsburgh Penguins

10. I was making out with my girlfriend on the couch. She said, "Wanna take this to the bedroom?"

Me: "Aight, I'll grab this end, you get the other"

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